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Friday, August 10, 2018

Avengers: Infinity War Mini Quiz

26. When Thanos snapped his fingers, half of the population vanished into nothing. Who were among them had vanished and never to be seen again?
a) Groot
b) Spider-man
c) Jan Chan
d) Nazri Aziz  ...... seriously ... where is he?

27. Which of the following is Najib Razak and his UMNO comrades are more afraid of now?
a) Black Panther
b) Black Widow 
c) Black maria

28. The green infinity stone has the power to turn back time, erase the past for a different future. What past would you change for a better future?
a) Go back in time and make sure Adolf Hitler does not come into power to start WW2.
b) Give your younger self the winning lottery number. 
c) Erase all Terminator sequels after T2 and make the best T3 that we should have had. Actually that's what happening now ... Damn!! There is a green infinity stone. 

Thursday, July 27, 2017

Good bye Coliseum Café

Went to Coliseum Café last week. Jatuh teruk standard dia. The place was empty.

Taste was so-so. Price was expensive. Portion was small.

Bye bye Coliseum Café.

Wednesday, June 07, 2017

Batman v Superman best review

http://www.funnymalaysia.net/this-malaysian-guy-is-disappointed-with-batman-vs-superman-heres-why/

Thursday, June 09, 2016

Star Wars: Episode 7: The Force Awakens Miniquiz

Beng and Ozee Returns with

Beng and Ozee Present: Star Wars: Episode 7: The Force Awakens Miniquiz


1. Why was Han Solo killed in the movie?
a) By killing his father, Kylo Ren would have overcome his fear of the Dark Side
b) The death of Solo would be a turning point for the Star Wars series
c) Harrison Ford's salary took up 30% of the film budget

2. Who is the elderly hologram figure giving advice to Kylo Ren on a plot to overthrow the Resistance?
a) Supreme Leader Snoke
b) Emperor Palpatine
c) Mahathir Mohamad

3. How did the Resistance overcome the odds and destroy StarKiller?
a) Planning and execution of General Organa's forces
b) Han Solo and Finn's infiltration into the base
c) Just follow what the rebels did in Episode 4

4. What was the large industrial destructive machine used in the movie, and what did it destroy?
a) The Deathstar and it destroyed the planet Alderaan
b) Starkiller base and it destroyed the Hosnian System
c) 1MDB and it destroyed the Malaysian Ringgit exchange rate

5. My did the movie goers cry in the movie?
a) They cried during Han Solo's death who were their hero for over 3 decades. Ob) JJ Abraham did an amazing job in this movie, it rejuvenated the entire franchise
c) After the success of Marvel movies and now Star Wars, Disney stock are too expensive to purchase

6. Who is the Supreme Leader Snoke?
a) The man behind the curtain controling the First Order
b) The most powerful Sith Lord the Galaxy has ever seen
c) It's Andy Serkis as an overgrown Smeagol

7. Where did the First Order come from?
a) They are the reminiscent of the Galactic Empire's top military men after the death of Emperor Palpatine
b) They are the reminiscent of the New Republic's Senate after the Clone army killed their Jedi Masters
c) They are the reminiscent of 1MDB's board of directors after 1MDB went bankrupt

8. What does "Force Awakens" mean?
a. The presence of the Force has not been felt more many years and now it has reappeared.
b. The return of the Dark Side in assisting the First Order to take over the Galaxy
c. The return of the bull for Disney shares after the release of the new Star Wars movie

9. Why did Luke Skywalker went into hiding at the beginning of the movie?
a. He felt ashamed that Kylo Ren killed all his pupils under his watch.
b. He did not want to be used by the Dark Side to take over the Galaxy
c. He was running away from loan sharks after making a bet that this new Star Wars will suck as bad as the prequel.

10. What is the famous quote from Star Wars which everyone uses?
a. May the Force be with you (if you are a Star Wars fan, you will know this)
b. Live long and prosper (if you are a Star Trek fan, you will know this)
c. Save Martha (if you wasted 20 bucks to watch that piece of manure "Batman v Superman", you will know this)

11. What data / information did BB8 have that the First Order will go all over the Galaxy for?
a. The last known location of Luke Skywalker
b. The stolen plans of the Death Star and how to destroy it
c. Daisy Ridley sex tape

12. What was the best and climatic fight scene... ever!!!??
a. Rey vs Kylo Ren in Star Wars 7: The Force Awakens
b. Luke Skywalker vs Darth Vader in Star Wars 5: The Empire Strikes Back
c. Tun Mahathir vs DS Najib in Nothing2hide forum

13. What did Darth Vader say to Luke Skywalker that Luke replied "No. No. That's not true. That's impossible".
a. I am your father.
b. The Star Wars prequels will totally suck.
c. 1MDB will default on their loan payments and bond payments.

14. What was the downfall of the Galactic Empire?
a. After the death of Emperor Palpatine, there was no clear chain of command for the Galactic Empire.
b. The Dark Side did not have a anyone to take over the Emperor as Darth Vader has also died.
c. Having just built a new Death Star and have it destroyed  in the Battle of Endor, the Galactic Empire was not able to pay their creditors. This led to multiple payment defaults which the Galactic Empire was force to go through debt restructuring. With the new debt structuring in place, the Galactic Empire was able to make monthly payment until the Central Galactic Bank decided to increase interest rates and stock market index started to plummet. This led to higher interest payment which the Galactic Empire could not pay which further resulted in the Galactic Empire's asset being liquidated to repay the creditors.

15. Why did the First Order send troops to Takodana?
a) They tracked the Millenium Falcon with the map to Skywalker there
b) They were looking for Han Solo
c) The place is obviously harbouring illegal foreign workers

16. How did the girl Rey become more powerful than Kylo Ren in harnessing the Force?
a) She is related to the Skywalker family
b) She stole the power from Darth Vader
c) She voted for Hillary Clinton

17. What myth was dispelled in this Star Wars episode?
a) That Luke Skywalker had died
b) That Finn was a Jedi
c) That the black guy always dies first

18. Finn was the first black protagonist character in the Star Wars movie franchisee. What stereotype or previous understanding did Finn prove wrong?
a. A non force being is able to wield a light saber.
b. A black man can also be Storm Trooper
c. It's not the black actor who dies first. It could also be the old overpaid actor.

19. Up till the end of the movie, Rey's background is not shown to the movie gooers. Who do you think Rey is related to?
a. She is related to Luke Skywalker, Jedi Master who went into hiding from the First Order
b. She is related to Obi Wan Kenobi, Jedi Knight who went into hiding from the Galactic Empire
c. She is related to Jho Low, Malaysian Tycoon who went into hiding from the Malaysian public.

(Bonus Question)
Name the following (in order) - the Smuggler, the Traitor and the Man in hiding
a) Han Solo, Finn and Luke Skywalker
b) Rey, Kylo Ren and Poe Dameron
c) Najip, Mahathir and Jho Low


Friday, February 17, 2012

Real Steel Miniquiz

1. What was the main story line for Real Steel?
a) It was about the relationship and love between a father and his son.
b) The struggles of a underdog fighting bot against all odds.
c) To show Michael Bay that not all robot movies suck ass like Transformers.

2. Who lead team Zeus, the power, undisputed champion of the Real Steel competition?
a) Hot rich Russion, Farra Lemcova.
b) Arrogant, robot designer genius Tak Mashido.
c) Fatty Rosmah

3. What is the most watched battle between the controlled bots called?

a) Robot Fighting League
b) Robot Bashing League
c) General Elections 2012

4. What technology is the most apparent in Real Steel?

a) Voice Command
b) Shadow Movement
c) CGI ripped off from Transformers

Thursday, October 20, 2011

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Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||||| 56%
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Excitement-Seeking ||||||||||||||| 45%
Enthusiasm |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 81%
Extroversion ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%
Trust |||||||||||||||||||||||| 79%
Morality ||||||||||||||||||||| 67%
Altruism ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 94%
Cooperation ||||||||||||||||||||| 62%
Modesty |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 87%
Sympathy ||||||||||||||| 50%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||||||| 73%
Confidence ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 91%
Neatness ||||||||||||||||||||| 61%
Dutifulness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
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Self-Discipline |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 84%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 72%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 77%
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Impulsiveness |||||| 19%
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Emotional Stability ||||||||||||||||||||| 63%
Imagination ||||||||||||||| 42%
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Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 71%
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Sunday, November 07, 2010

P Ramlee

Just watch the P. Ramlee documentary on History Channel. Felt sad how P. Ramlee was treated and rejected during the last few years of him life especially when being labeled as a "has been" and non-profitable yet his movies are enjoyed till today by all Malaysians and others. Nearly all local movies now are either hopeless or totally useless in every sense from either globally commercial, artistically or intellectually. Other then a few local directors like the late Yasmin Ahmad, Afdlin Shauki and Kabir Bhatia, who has the potential to bring local movie industry to an international level, P. Ramlee could have changed the landscape of the local movies industry with his vision and passion of keeping the Malay culture in his movies bringing his movies also other local movies to the international level. What a waste that locally he was outcast but yet at the same time, he was adored and love by foreign movie industry. Hope that one day, Malaysia movie industry will be able to compete internationally.