The George W Bush Miniquiz

In view of the upcoming elections, Beng & Ozee brings you: -

The George W Bush Miniquiz - Sponsored by The United States Electoral Committee

1. Who is George W Bush afraid of?
a. Saddam Hussein
b. John Kerry
c. The many angry voters of the United States.

2. Why did George W Bush invade Iraq?
a. He genuinely thinks there were weapons of mass destruction in the
country
b. There was nothing pro-active done in the Bush administration since 2000.
c. Saddam Hussein called his father a coward in 1992.

3. What is the Bush administration's greatest achievement in 4 years?
a. Regaining the country's confidence post-9/11
b. 'Successfully' invading two Middle east nations (Buy One Free One)
c. Admitting that they were wrong with the WMD

4. What was the one thing Bush needs to have the edge over Kerry?
a. A strong policy towards the economy and providing employment
b. Compassion towards the forces that served in Iraq
c. A Republican like the Governor of California to campaign with him saying
'I'll Be Back.'

5. How did George W Bush win the last election?
a) There were problems with the recount in Florida.
b) He bribed the Electoral Commision.
c) He did what does best, "playing dumb".

6. What was Bush's biggest achievements since he became president?
a) Capturing the Iraqi dictator, Saddam Hussein.
b) Having support from the people for what he's doing to counter the terrorist threat.
c) Able to speak a full sentence with out f***ing up.

7. What was Bush's worst failure since he sat in office?
a) Not able to prevent the terrorist attack on American soil.
b) Not having a "fun" time in the oval office with an intern.
c) Being elected as the President of the United States of America.

8. Who would make a better President than George W. Bush?
a) John Kerry
b) Bill Clinton a.k.a. Bubba
c) Sammy Vellu.

9. Instead of spending over a billion to attack Iraq, where would the money be better spent?
a) Free health programmes for the American citizen.
b) Better schools and education system for the American kids.
c) Building MRR2 and the East Coast Highway.

10. Why couldn't George W Bush find Osama Bin Laden?
a. He wasn't concentrating enough troops in Afghanistan
b. Because CIA intelligence is as smart as 'George Dubya'
c. Actually, he found him - he thought Osama is the same guy as Saddam
Hussein (moustache & middle east guy).

11. Which listed company made the most profits in 2004 during the Bush
administration?
a. Carlyle Industries - Manufacturer of Military Tanks and Armaments (Bush)
b. Halliburton Corp - Military support company (Dick Cheney)
c. Scomi Berhad - Oil & Gas

12. What would you do as President if you received a memo 3 months before
9/11 titled 'Osama Bin Laden plans attacks on targets within America'?
a. Order CIA to canvas for information on known terrorist threats
b. Consult Condolezza Rice on further course of action
c. Do what George W Bush did - go fishing in Lake Michigan.

13. What would Bush do if he lost the 2004 Election?
a. Run to Bush Senior and weep
b. Run to Florida for a 'recount'; it's been done before...*aik*
c. Run for Governor of California - you evidently don't need any
qualifications there.

14. On what critiria will the American voters vote for the next President.
a) Someone who can help the American economy get back to its track.
b) Someone who can stop the terrorist activities around the world.
c) Someone who can speak properly.

15. When Schwarzenegger join the Republican, there were more supporters for the party. Which party would invite Jenna Jameson to join them, to increase their popularity in the next election?
a) The Republican
b) The Democrats
c) UMNO

16. Which film maker makes movie that attacks the Bush administration?
a) Michael Moore
b) James Cameron
c) Yusoff Haslam