Constatine Miniquiz

Back by popular demand, it's Beng and Ozee's Miniquiz....

Constantine Miniquiz - Sponsored by Petronas Malaysia (10 years in F1)

1. How did John Constantine contract lung cancer?
a) He was an avid smoker
b) Lucifer gave it to him as a gift
c) He didn't pay attention to the 'Tak Nak' campaign

2. Whose soul would be collected by Lucifer himself?
a) John Constantine
b) Archangel Gabriel
c) Donald Trump

3) Which being is trying to take over the world?
a) Son of Lucifer
b) Son of the Mask
c) Son of the PM

4) When did Constatine go to hell?
a) When he commited suicide.
b) When he shouted profanity towards GOD.
c) When he started working for Southern Bank.

5) Why wouldn't Heaven accept Constatine?
a) Those who commited suicide will always be sent to Hell.
b) He pledge his alliance towards Satan.
c) He hasn't heard enough "Raihan" music to go to Heaven.

6) What did Satan's son wanted to do on Earth?
a) He wanted to take over Earth behind Satan's back.
b) He wanted to create complete chaos.
c) He wanted Micheal Jackson to have another concert before going to jail.

7) Why did Isabel take her own life?
a) She couldn't stand seeing all the half breeds.
b) She wanted to see how Hell would feel like.
c) Donald Trump told her, "YOU'RE FIRED!!!!"