Top 10 Reason Why I want to participate in "The Apprentice"

Top 10 Reason Why I want to participate in "The Apprentice" - Sponsored by Dame Lottomon.



10. I've never been in New York before.

9. I desperately need a job.

8. I just want to use the free cell phone.

7. I'm not gonna stay in a jungle with some old horny farmer.

6. President of one of Trump's companies? I thought this was a reality TV to choose the next American President.

5. It was either going for this corny job interview or being unemployeed like the other 80,000 fresh graduates.

4. Just imagine the amount of babes I can get when I'm on TV. ;)

3. There's a chance I could look at Melania's tits.

2. There's a chance I could look at Donald Trump's tits.

1. The Apprentice?? I thought that this was Malaysian Idol.

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The Apprentice Miniquiz

The Apprentice Miniquiz - Sponsored by (Who Else?) Mr. Donald J. Trump

1. What is the purpose of the TV show, 'The Apprentice'?
a. A search for the next top executive of the Trump Organisation.
b. Another of Mark Burnett's (Survivor) money-making ideas
c. Just a lousy excuse for Trump and Melania to get on national television

2. Who has the most personality of the show?
a. Donald Trump himself
b. His CFO, Allan Weisselberg
c. Donald Trump's hairpiece

3. How do you avoid from being eliminated?
a. Win the round and show leadership qualities
b. Go for weekly golf meets with Donald
c. Take MC - sure cannot get fired

4. How much money does Donald Trump makes?
a. More than Merzan M.
b. More than Lim L. S.
c. Less than Sami V.

5. What can you learn from The Apprentice?
a. How to start up a successfull business.
b. What to expect from the customer in terms for services.
c. Hair pieces can look very real on televisyen.

6. What did the contestants learn from The Apprentice?
a. Tactics in how to survive in a corporate organization.
b. No matter how good your product is or how great your services are, the most important element is you need to sell.
c. Donald Trump must have spent a lot of money to have a very realistic hair peice.

7. What did Donald Trump learn from The Apprentice?
a. Half of the contestants should belong in the mail room.
b. The other half should work for the Malaysian government.
c. No matter how many times he says it, people will say the his hair isn't REAL.

8. What are the two most valuable assets in Donald Trump's organisation?
a. His Chief Financial Officer and Chief Operating Officer
b. Trump Tower and Trump Park Avenue in New York
c. His wife Melania's 'puppies'

9. According to Trump, what are the 3 elements for success?
a. Leadership, Passion & Creativity
b. Management, Marketing & Execution
c. Money, Money, Money

10. What core activity is Trump currently involved in?
a. Property & Real Estate
b. Hotel & Resort Management
c. Reality Gameshow Host

11. Why is Donald Trump more successful than Malaysian business men?
a. Donald Trump doesn't use political power to gain his wealth.
b. His start up capital is more than Ananada and Robert Kwok's wealth put together.
c. Donald Trump gets good "incentives" from Melania.

12. How can you get as rich as Donald Trump?
a. Marry a Dato's daughter who is a director for many companies.
b. Rob many banks like the Geng Mamak.
c. Screw getting rich, I want to screw Melania. :D

13. What can't Donald Trump live without?
a. His money
b. His wife, Melania Knauss
c. His hair piece.

14. Which team has the best chance of making the best returns in The Apprentice?
a. Mosiac Corp
b. Apex Corp
c. Scomi Corp

15. What is similar about New York City's 'Apprentice' stars and KL's 'Yuppie' crowd?
a. Both live in big cities and have luxurious lives
b. Both aspire to be a Billionaire someday
c. Takut naik teksi tengah malam

16. What will the task be if The Apprentice was held in Malaysia?
a. Who can devise the best campaign for Khidmat Negara.
b. Who can make the most returns from running a Mamak stall.
c. Who can embezzle the most money from a Government-linked Corporation.

17. What do "The Apprentice" contestants face but not the "Survivor" contestants?
a. Over priced meals.
b. Losing handphones signals in the subway.
c. Some one is in the toilet when "nature calls".

18. What do "Survivor" contestants face but not the "The Apprentice" contestants?
a. Not having ANY food at all thus resorting to eating rats and cockroaches.
b. Not able to communicate anyone outside the tribe. Some might go insane with this kind of situation.
c. Can only take a crap in front of everyone. *Damn, being a Survivor contestant SUX!!!*

19. Why do people want to join "The Apprentice"?
a. A chance to work as a president in one of Donald Trump's companies.
b. A chance to be seen on televisyen.
c. A chance to get to see Melania's tits.

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