Top 10 Reason Why I want to participate in "The Apprentice"

Top 10 Reason Why I want to participate in "The Apprentice" - Sponsored by Dame Lottomon.



10. I've never been in New York before.

9. I desperately need a job.

8. I just want to use the free cell phone.

7. I'm not gonna stay in a jungle with some old horny farmer.

6. President of one of Trump's companies? I thought this was a reality TV to choose the next American President.

5. It was either going for this corny job interview or being unemployeed like the other 80,000 fresh graduates.

4. Just imagine the amount of babes I can get when I'm on TV. ;)

3. There's a chance I could look at Melania's tits.

2. There's a chance I could look at Donald Trump's tits.

1. The Apprentice?? I thought that this was Malaysian Idol.