Spider-man miniquiz

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1. Who is Spider-man's latest villian?
a) Doc Ock
b) Green Goblin
c) Pegawai Hasil Dalam Negeri

2. What powers did Spider-man have?
a) Webs coming out from his hands.
b) Spider sense.
c) Able to wear skin tight suit and still look sexy.

3. What was embendded at the back of Otto Octavious?
a) Tenticles
b) Mechanical Arms
c) A very expensive back pack.

4. Doc Ock wants _________
a) To make a new power source.
b) To kill Spider-man
c) Figure out how to take a shower with those arms at the back of him.

5. What question did Peter Parker ask himself to keep his secret identity in check?
a) Who am I?
b) What am I?
c) What the f&@k am I doing swinging around New York in red and blue tights while I should be getting a real job?

6. What is Dr. Otto Octavious' research regarded as in the scientific circle?
a) A project in a reliable fusion power source
b) A total waste of semi-government funding through an unfair tender process
c) A project in ridiculously expensive retractable clothes hangers

7. Who does Spider-Man fear the most?
a) The Green Goblin
b) Doctor Octopus
c) His Moldavian landlord

8. Complete this sentence in the movie: "I am Spider-Man, _______ ."
a) No more
b) Some more
c) You whore

9. What happen to Doc Ock's goofy, retarded, nerdy hair cut like in the comics?
a) Doc Ock now has a hair stylist.
b) It's a USD 200m budget movie, the least they could do is invest more money for his hair.
c) Sam Raimi is having that hair style.

10. The Green Goblin will most probably come back as the villain in the next sequel. Who will be his partner to fight Spider-man?
a) Green Goblin and the Lizard
b) Green Goblin and Hobgoblin
c) Green Goblin and Peter's Moldavian landlord.

11. When Spider-man saved the people in the subway train thus revealing his identity, those saved said :-
a) He couldn't even be older than my kid.
b) Why the f*** is this kid not in school. Is this kind of kid, Bush is talking about.... leading American for a better future.
c) Isn't that the creepy kid from Pleasantville?

12. Why was Doc Ock pissed?
a) He couldn't make is fusion reactor work the way he wanted.
b) A collage kid was smarter than he was at predicting the failure of the fusion reactor.
c) He couldn't get tickets for the opening of Spider-man 2.

13. What couldn't Spider-man do?
a) Stop a speeding train by using his legs. Superman can.
b) Get a girlfriend even if the chick likes him. My office boy could do it even if the chick doesn't like him.
c) Deliver pizza in time. My grandmother can send pizzas in time.

14. Why did Spider-man loose his powers?
a) He had personal issues that made him mentally unfit to use his spider like ability.
b) He was exposed to kryptonite.
c) He needs to get laid.


15. Why did Aunt May claim, "There's a hero in all of us..."?
a) She knows Peter's true identity
b) She knows Clark Kent's true identity
c) She was referring to her secret identity as 'SuperGran'

16. Why was Mary Jane upset with Peter?
a) He didn't show up for her stage play
b) He said he didn't have feelings for her
c) She wanted to go web-swinging with him too

17. Why did Peter run out of web to shoot?
a) He lost focus on his responsibilities as Spider-Man
b) His innate spider ability allows him only limited webbing
c) Give the man a break, he can only 'shoot' that much in a day.

18. Who exploits Peter Parker and pays him the lowest wage possible?
a) Jonah J. Jameson
b) The pizza delivery boss
c) Sam Raimi

19. What was the choice that Spider-man had to make?
a) The choice of being Spider-man or ordinary Peter Parker,
b) The choice of dating MJ or his landlords daughter.
c) The choice of getting paid USD 30m or USD 10m with 1% or gross earnings for the next sequel.

20. Why did Harry slap Peter?
a) Because he was drunk.
b) Because he wanted to know if Spider-man would be in between their friendship.
c) Because Sam Raimi is paying Tobey to much for doing nothing.

21. Why did Aunt May walk away with out saying anything after Peter told her what really happen to Uncle Ben?
a) She was very angry at Peter for causing Uncle Ben's death and didn't know what to say.
b) She went upstairs because she forgot to turn off the iron.
c) Actually she did scream, shout and use profanity at Peter especially calling him a "Useless F***" but since the movie is PG-13, they remove that scene.

22. Why was Dr. Connor pissed with Peter Parker?
a) His grades were slacking off.
b) His report on fusion power was due.
c) Who the f*** in the movie wasn't pissed off with Peter Parker?