The Bourne Supremacy Miniquiz.

Beng & Ozee's Bourne Supremacy Miniquiz

1. Who is Jason Bourne before he lost his memory?
a) An assassin for the CIA.
b) A hired killer working for the KGB.
c) The idiot who designed the MRR2 highway.

2. Why was Jason Bourne going after the CIA.
a) He thinks the CIA killed his LOVE interest, Marie.
b) He thinks the CIA is still going after him even after he told them not to.
c) He thinks the CIA was the one who cancelled his 1 year subscription to the Playboy Channel.

3. Who was the one who framed Jason Bourne for the killings?
a) Kirill, who was once the baddie in Chonicles of Riddick.
b) Ward Abbott, who was once the baddie in X-Men 2.
c) Mahathir, who was once the baddie Malaysia.

Deadcat tried his luck in the Teh Tarik business before going into the IT field. The change was made by the upper management because of his inability to dress nicely.

New Superman

Warner has just found their new Superman for the new Superman movie, Brandon Routh. The new movie will be directed by Bryan Singer, famed for directing the first two X-men movies.

I bet that girls really can't wait to see him in tights. Screw Tom Welling huh?

Birthday dates

Ok. Listen up peeps. I'm creating a bithday list. So all you all need to do is go to the link below and enter your birth date.


http://www.BirthdayAlarm.com/dob/23484804a708095893b363

If you want gifts, so do it.

A week after

Been watching Smallville and the first 2 Superman movies. Man, Tom Welling is gonna have a hard time to go to the level as Reeve did with Superman.

Even that faggot from Ripley's isn't as good as Reeve.

Layout change

I just elongated the width of the blog for the content. Will change more stuff in due time. Got other duties to attend to.

BUKAN ORANG BIASA....

issue : SAMY VELLU BUKAN ORANG BIASA
Song issue : Sila nyanyik lagu di bawah ni seperti melodi BUKAN CINTA BIASA-siti nurhaliza.
note : kalau tettau lagu siti, pi download kat jakionline.

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BUKAN ORANG BIASA

Begitu banyak lebuhraya,
Ada retak dan tak rata,
Tapi menteri kerja raya,
Bukan lah orang biasa...

Projek2 yang berbeza,
Beri kontraktor yang sama,
Ku tak ingin rakyat tahu,
Tetapi mereka sering bertanya..

Diriku bukan orang biasa,
Diriku menteri kerja raya,
tak perlu di paksa,
Tak perlu di tanya,
Kerna ku yakin tiada jawabnya.. oooo

Walau ku bisa merubah semua,
Hingga tiada orang cedera,
Tapi biarlah terkorban nyawa,
Akan ku salahkan takdirNYA...

Diriku bukan insan biasa,
Diriku menteri yang lama,
Tak ingin berhenti,
Tak ingin berganti,
Peduli hapa orang nak kata..

Andai ku mahu repair semua,
Ku beri kontraktor yang sama,
Highway kan runtuh telah ku duga,
Jangan harap ku letak.... jawatannnnn.....

Credit to: http://jongkang.blogspot.com/

Downloading Dilemma

It’s been a week that I’ve tried to find the Smallville’s Season 3 episode 12 and 15. I don’t know why but it’s damn hard to find them. I tried Kazaa, LimeWire and most Torrent sites. Basically all the known websites which have torrent links. WTF is wrong with these 2 episodes? Why is it so hard to find them? It’s easier to find porn than these 2 episodes.

So then I discovered e-Mule. e-Mule was fantastic. I could find any shit on its network. I totally recommend it to everyone. They don’t have small shit clips like those offered by Kazaa. All of them are full videos and stuffs. Thanks to e-Mule I could actually found my 2 missing Smallville episodes.

Happily downloading those episodes for more than 2 days, I finally got the chance to watch them (I actually have all the other episodes of season 3, just waiting for these 2 episodes). Double clicking on the file, and to my surprise, the damn ass files were in Spanish. #@**&%*@@#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Sorry seniour, no comprende. Ass!!!! Waste my time and my download connect. Might as well used that time to download porn… opps… I mean educational entertainment.

Still wasn’t satisfied with those files, I re-search for “English” episode and found 2 more files which I think was in English. Downloading those shits for another 2 more days while crossing my finger.

The day came when the downloaded files were ready. Still crossing my finger hopping it’s not in Spanish. YES!!!!!!!! It’s not in Spanish. It’s in fucking “French” now. Fuck it. Now it’s time for downloading porn… I mean educational entertainment.

Selamat Berpuasa

Selamat berpuasa untuk sebulan.

Laparnya perut aku....... :(

Firefox advert

Farewell Superman

We'll all miss you.

Picture from PvP Online

My Multimedia Project

Recently I was digging through my hard drives to clean up what ever junk I could find. It's one of those, clean ups before you format you HD kind of thinggy.

While digging through, I found one of my "Multimedia Project" which I did for my diploma program back in 1998 (yes, I know that I'm old). So now I want to share with the world my very not so fantastic project.

After looking at it, I don't know how the hell I can actually hand over something so stupid and dumb as that as my assignment. It was truely pathetic. Everything was made in html format with gif and wav files. There were also a couple of avi files used.

Projek Origami
Epilogue Summary (voice only)

WARNING: The damn project itself is about 20 MB big. That's rite. It's one big mutha! So, DO NOT attempt to go to the link if you're on dail-up or using some low tech internet connection. Broadband and above. The second link is just a closing credit for this pathetic piece of crap.

LOTR Miniquiz

Beng & Ozee Presents:-
Miniquiz Classic's Lords of the Ring Miniquiz
Sponsored by Durex

1. The baddie in LOTR is: -
a) Sauron
b) Boron
c) Ron-Ron

2. "My ...!"
a) Precious
b) Balls
c) Wife

3. Who directed Lord of the Rings?
a) Peter Jackson
b) Steve Jackson
c) Michael Jackson

4. Elrond is:
a) Agent Smith
b) Gay fashion designer
c) All of the above

5. Gandalf the ....
a) White
b) Gray
c) Gay

6. Arwen is ....
a) a hot elven princess
b) a hot daughter of a rock star
c) HOT!

7. The sexiest man in Middle earth is ....
a) Legolas
b) Aragon
c) Gollum

8. The ring is ....
a) worn by an evil entity to control the people of middle earth.
b) a very famous japanese horror movie.
c) worn on the penis to give pleasure to the woman during intercourse.

9. Uruk-hai run to reach their destination bacause ...
a) they do not like horses.
b) they need the cardio excersice.
c) Sami Vellu has not made highways in middle earth because the people do not want to pay tols.

10. What is the name of Aragorn's reforged sword from the shards of Narsil?
a) Anduril
b) Sword of Omens
c) Pedang Sakti Iskandar Zulkarnain

11. What did Frodo and Sam disguise themselves as in Mordor to avoid detection?
a) Orcs
b) Sauron himself
c) Telekom Malaysia technicians

12. What is the name of Lord Sauron's Tower?
a) Barad-Dur
b) Isil-Dur
c) Komtar

13. In the 'Return of the King', who is the 'King'?
a) Aragorn
b) Smeagol-Gollum
c) Elvis

14. The Ring Wraiths are ...
a) Kings who are corrupted by cursed rings.
b) The living dead
c) HR executives who don't get paid enough for their work.

15. Frodo, Sam and Gollum ....
a) are on a quest to destroy "The One Ring".
b) are very small in size.
c) have dated Madonna.

16. Saruman could build his fortress in a short period of time because ...
a) he had a lot of uruk hai working on it.
b) he had very good time management.
c) he got a loan from SBB(Sauron Bank Berhad)

17. The Two Towers are considered ...
a) the heart of Sauron's army.
b) axis of evil.
c) megaprojects which are wastefull to the people's money.

18. Who wrote the literary classic 'The Lord of the Rings'?
a) J.R.R. Tolkien
b) J.K. Rowling
c) Madonna

19. What is Lord Sauron's ultimate goal?
a) To destroy the world of man
b) To look good in a rusty four-pointed party hat
c) To monopolise the local automobile market

20. Who saved Middle Earth?
a) The collective efforts of Hobbits, Men, Elves, Dwarves and Ents
b) Smeagol-Gollum
c) Mahathir

21. What is the title of Bilbo Baggins' book?
a) 'There and Back Again'
b) 'The Ring'
c) 'Kehidupan Seorang Hobbit Yang Melampau'

22. What is Aragon's motivation in life?
a)To be a king
b)To rid of evil in Middle Earth
c)To 'bang' an elven pricess.

23. What is Gandalf's motivation in life?
a)To be the wizard in Middle Earth.
b)To help all who are weak.
c)To be the next prime minister.

24. Who can read elven text?
a)Elves
b)Nerds
c)Samy Vellu

25. What do elves do for fun?
a)Throw a party
b)Drink grog and have a swab buckling time
c)Make fun of Sammy Vellu's hairpiece.

Long Time No Post

It's been quite sometime since I updated my blog. Been quite busy at work (or pretending to be busy with work). So there goes updating on my blog during office.

Then there's the renovation at home where my PC is basically on hold for the past 3 weeks. No PC = No internet. The renovation is done but then comes the problem with my ADSL modem. WTF? I didn't touch the damn thing and it's causing problems.

Got it up and running thanks to a techie from PIKOM. Nasib baik ada krony dalam industri IT. Kalau tak......mampus.....

So starting tomorrow, I can start spamming again as usual. More rubbish and junk that will dazzle all the readers.