The George W Bush Re-Election Miniquiz

Beng & Ozee's After Election's Miniquiz presents:-
The George W Bush Re-Election Miniquiz - Sponsored by Mamee Monster

1. Why was the voter turnout the most in 30 years?
a) The American people were determined to choose a responsible leader after 9/11.
b) Many people wanted to vote Bush out of office (to no avail).
c) After a lot of Americans lost their jobs during the Bush administration, voting was the only activity to pass their time.

2. Why are the Southern & Mid-Western States very pro-Bush?
a) These states are traditional Republican supporters.
b) They want a pro-active stand towards terrorism.
c) The Southern ignoramuses are the only ones who can understand Bush's
catch-phrases.

3. What did Senator Kerry have to say about his defeat?
a) "To continue to strive for a united America..."
b) "I did not have any sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky..."
c) "I tried my best and I have no regrets...sucka."

4. What is the term that people will use after this election?
a) "Once you go black, you'll never go back"
b) "Once a retard, always a retard"
c) "Once you tried Bush, you'll surely lose"

5. Why did the Kerry supporters leave the Democracy Plaza with sad feelings?
a) They know that their champion has no chance of becoming the next US President.
b) They feel that the Americans will not have peace until Bush steps down.
c) The organizer wanted to show them the new trailer of "Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith" if Kerry won.

6. What will Bush do now after winning the election?
a) To help the US economy and increase job opportunity for the American people.
b) To bring peace in the Middle East.
c) To go back to school and learn to speak proper English.