Pre-Batman Begins Miniquiz

Pre-Batman Begins Miniquiz - Sponsored by Wayne Enterprise

This is a "pre" Batman movie miniquiz before the movie comes to the big screen.

1. Who is Batman?
a) Bruce Wayne
b) Clark Kent
c) Some nut who thinks Halloween is all year long.

2. What is Bruce Wayne's goal in life?
a) Dress up as Batman and save the people of Gotham as often as possible.
b) Trying to hide his identity as Batman the Dark Knight.
c) To figure out if he has more money then Donald Trump.

3. What does Batman fear the most?
a) He fears that the Joker will kill the people he loves.
b) He fears that one day Gotham will be run by the underworld.
c) He fears that "Batman Begins" will suck as as bad as the last two Batman movie. Those suck ass!!!

4. What is the purpose of 'Batman Begins'?
a) To complete the Batman saga started by Tim Burton
b) To show the metamorphosis from Bruce Wayne to Batman
c) Warner Brother's attempt to make good movies after 'Matrix Revolutions'

5. Who is the 'Dark Knight' and can survive being shot 8 times?
a) Batman
b) Robin
c) 50 Cent

6. Which villain is associated with telling bad jokes with a fake grin?
a) Joker
b) Two-Face
c) Jason Lo of 'Latte at 8'

7. Why does Batman change his Batmobile in every movie?
a) To keep up with his image
b) So that they can sell more merchandise
c) Because the Government keeps increasing the damn petrol price

8. What happen to Bruce Wayne that changed him into Batman?
a) He saw his parents being murdered in front of him when he was just a child.
b) He couldn't stand the crimes taking place in Gotham.
c) With the petrol and diesel prices that we're paying, who wouldn't want to be Batman.

9. According to the Batman myth, Bruce Wayne was a billionare. In real life, which billionare do you think is appropriate to be Batman?
a) Donald Trump
b) Bill Gates
c) Samy Vellu

10. What other tools from other superheros that Batman could put on his Utility Belt?
a) Light Saber (Jedi Knights)
b) Web shooters (Spider-man)
c) Lame Jokes (Jason Lo)

Pre-Star Wars Episode III Miniquiz

Beng and Ozee Presents:
Pre-Star Wars Episode III Miniquiz - Part 1 Sponsoured by Darth Maul

A pre-miniquiz before the opening of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (May 19th )


1. Who will be corrupted by the Dark Side and turn into Darth Vader at the end of Episode III?
a) Anakin Skywalker
b) Luke Skywalker
c) Samy Vellu

2. Who plans to take over the galaxy as the Emper o r?
a) Chancellor Palpatine
b) Darth Sidious
c) George Lucas

3. How sure are you that Anakin will become Darth Vader and not someone else?
a) It is his destiny.
b) George Lucas wanted it that way.
c) George Lucas isn't gonna rewrite the whole Star Wars trilogy so that Jar Jar Binks will be the Darth Vader.

4. What did you learn from the Star Wars prequels?
a) The original Star Wars staring Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher is still the best.
b) How someone so pure and good can be seduced by evil.
c) George Lucas could have more money then Donald Trump.

5. How can you take over the galaxy?
a) By using the Republic to your own benefit and later turning it into the Empire.
b) By destroying all of the Jedi.
c) Start selling Star Wars merchandise to the known galaxy and make a lot of Star Wars remakes.

6. Why are people lining up in front of the cinema a few days before Episode III?
a) To be the first in line to catch the last installment of the Star Wars Saga
b) To be able to wear their Star Wars costumes for the last time
c) They were lining up to watch Batman Begins (duh)

7. What is the Megaproject approved for construction in Episode III?
a) The Death Star
b) The Imperial Palace at Coruscant
c) Two extra lanes for Penang Bridge

8. What is similar between George Lucas and Peter Jackson?
a) Their sci-fi and fantasy franchises span billions of dollars
b) They are the most successful directors of their time
c) After earning millions of dollars, they still cant dress themselves properly

9. Which evil duo is hell bent on causing chaos throughout the galaxy?
a) General Grievous & Senator Palpatine
b) Darth Maul & Count Dooku
c) Paris Hilton & Nicole Ritchie

10. What soldiers were used by the Republic to win the war?
a) An Army of Clone Soldiers
b) Orcs and Urukai.
c) US Marines. They're every where now including unknown Galaxies.

11. What does Samy Vellu and The Emporer have in common?
a) They rule by proxy.
b) They deceive the people for their own benefit through the power of the Dark Side.
c) Both love to watch Shah Rukh Khan movies.

12. What do you need to be a Jedi?
a) You need self devotion and sacrifice towards the Jedi's cause.
b) You need to have the Force before becoming a Jedi.
c) You need to be a nerd to be a Jedi. F***lah, it's only a freaking movie. Get a life.

13. What organization/body was made to inflict fear among mortal men?
a) The Empire
b) The Army of Mordor
c) LHDN (Lembaga Hasil Dalam Negeri)