Pre-Star Wars Episode III Miniquiz

Beng and Ozee Presents:
Pre-Star Wars Episode III Miniquiz - Part 1 Sponsoured by Darth Maul

A pre-miniquiz before the opening of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (May 19th )


1. Who will be corrupted by the Dark Side and turn into Darth Vader at the end of Episode III?
a) Anakin Skywalker
b) Luke Skywalker
c) Samy Vellu

2. Who plans to take over the galaxy as the Emper o r?
a) Chancellor Palpatine
b) Darth Sidious
c) George Lucas

3. How sure are you that Anakin will become Darth Vader and not someone else?
a) It is his destiny.
b) George Lucas wanted it that way.
c) George Lucas isn't gonna rewrite the whole Star Wars trilogy so that Jar Jar Binks will be the Darth Vader.

4. What did you learn from the Star Wars prequels?
a) The original Star Wars staring Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher is still the best.
b) How someone so pure and good can be seduced by evil.
c) George Lucas could have more money then Donald Trump.

5. How can you take over the galaxy?
a) By using the Republic to your own benefit and later turning it into the Empire.
b) By destroying all of the Jedi.
c) Start selling Star Wars merchandise to the known galaxy and make a lot of Star Wars remakes.

6. Why are people lining up in front of the cinema a few days before Episode III?
a) To be the first in line to catch the last installment of the Star Wars Saga
b) To be able to wear their Star Wars costumes for the last time
c) They were lining up to watch Batman Begins (duh)

7. What is the Megaproject approved for construction in Episode III?
a) The Death Star
b) The Imperial Palace at Coruscant
c) Two extra lanes for Penang Bridge

8. What is similar between George Lucas and Peter Jackson?
a) Their sci-fi and fantasy franchises span billions of dollars
b) They are the most successful directors of their time
c) After earning millions of dollars, they still cant dress themselves properly

9. Which evil duo is hell bent on causing chaos throughout the galaxy?
a) General Grievous & Senator Palpatine
b) Darth Maul & Count Dooku
c) Paris Hilton & Nicole Ritchie

10. What soldiers were used by the Republic to win the war?
a) An Army of Clone Soldiers
b) Orcs and Urukai.
c) US Marines. They're every where now including unknown Galaxies.

11. What does Samy Vellu and The Emporer have in common?
a) They rule by proxy.
b) They deceive the people for their own benefit through the power of the Dark Side.
c) Both love to watch Shah Rukh Khan movies.

12. What do you need to be a Jedi?
a) You need self devotion and sacrifice towards the Jedi's cause.
b) You need to have the Force before becoming a Jedi.
c) You need to be a nerd to be a Jedi. F***lah, it's only a freaking movie. Get a life.

13. What organization/body was made to inflict fear among mortal men?
a) The Empire
b) The Army of Mordor
c) LHDN (Lembaga Hasil Dalam Negeri)