Why did the chicken cross the road?

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. 

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. (the late) 

RONALD REAGAN: I forget. 

KARAM SINGH WALIA (TV3 News caster): Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan ayam2 melintas jalan, mereka bukan sahaja melintas jalan malah membuang najis di atas jalan dan ini adalah pencemaran yang paling hebat di maya pada masa ini. Bapa-bapa dan ibu-ibu Ayam haruslah mengambil  inisiatif untuk melatih ayam-ayam agar menahan najis sewaktu  melintas jalan, sekian saya sudahi dengan pantun ......... Ayam di jalan di lintaskan,  Ayam di reban mati tak makan 

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think  to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"

BILL GATES:  I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not  only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents,  and balance your checkbook. 

(then PM) MAHATHIR: You know, I am tired of all this..'apa-nama' chicken-chicken  bisnes....the foreign powers should stop intervening in our domestic  affairs and just leave our chickens alone..... if they want  to...'apa nama' cross the road, they should be allowed to cross the  road .. Malaysia is a democratic country,we let our chickens do  whatever they want to do.... as long as they don't threaten the Malay unity and try to topple the government...and if they plan to do so...we won't hesitate to use the ISA... [Internally Secured Ayam) 

ABDULLAH BADAWI: Ini semua adalah khabar angin sahaja...jangan percaya khabar - khabar angin ini semua...biasalah ini adalah taktik pembangkang untuk memecah belahkan perpaduan ayam - ayam semua...jangan  percaya..jangan percaya.... 

SAMY VELLU :  ayyooyoo...belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude bikin banyak jembatan, itu ayam musti guna jembatan untuk lintas itu jalan lagi pun kalu itu ayam mau pigi jalan-jalan,beritau sama saya juga, saya  bolley buat lebbey banyak toll........ 

COLONEL SANDERS:  I missed one?

BILL CLINTON : I've had so many chicks, I can't remember...