The Grudge Miniquiz

Beng & Ozee's Holiday Special
The Grudge Miniquiz - Sponsored by Plus Expressways -Selamat Hari Raya-


1. Who is the ghost that kills people in the movie "The Grudge"?
a) The spooky Japanese kid who has no facial expression.
b) A Japanese woman who moves like she has Parkinson disease.
c) The plot. The story was so sucky, it'll kill anyone's interest.

2. Which of the below is the scariest for you?
a) Having a Japanese kid, saying his name with no facial expresssion at all.
b) Having a white female talking with a male voice and having her head spinning 360 degrees before being exorcised.
c) Having George W Bush win another term in the elections.

3. Why did Peter commit suicide?
a) He felt that it was his fault that the whole Japanese family was murdered.
b) He couldn't comprehend what he saw at the house with the dead bodies.
c) He couldn't bare to see George W Bush be the President for another 4 years.


4. What is Sarah Michelle Gellar's character in 'The Grudge'?
a) Karen, a community worker
b) Yoko, wife of the late John Lennon
c) Buffy, the Ju-On Slayer

5. What is odd in the movie 'The Grudge'?
a) Toshio, the kid with the blue talcum powder.
b) The cat seems to be scaring people more than the ghosts.
c) Nobody seems to be noticing the smell of dead people in the attic.

6. What draws the crowd to watch 'The Grudge'?
a) They were fans of the original Japanese Ju-On.
b) Japanese/Korean horror movies are the rage these days.
c) The audience thought they could see Spider-Man because it was produced by Sam Raimi.

7. Why was Sarah Michelle Gellar's character had poor development in this movie?
a) She doesn't scream as much as other girls in other horror flicks.
b) She doesn't know what is going on in most part of the movie.
c) She fought with vampires and demons for 7 years, but she can't even handle a Parkinson diseased woman with her talcum powdered kid in this movie.

8. Why did Yoko returned to the office where she worked?
a) To kill her boss who was cursed after entering the house.
b) To find her lower jaw which was taken by the police.
c) Who gives a rat ass, the movie sucks donkey balls.

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Exorcist: The Beginning Miniquiz

Beng & Ozee's Raya Special Presents:-
Exorcist: The Beginning Miniquiz - Sponsored by Toyota Avanza

1. Why did Merrin Lancaster stop being a priest?
a) He was traumatised by the atrocities of the Nazis.
b) Archeologists get paid better.
c) They stripped him of his 'Datukship'.

2. What structure was built on top of the evil shrine of Lucifer?
a) A church
b) A pedestal
c) A Middle Ring Road (2) highway

3. Why are the Exorcist movies always scary?
a) The make-up and special effects are realistic
b) The sound effects and soundtrack is terrifying
c) The possessed women have male voices - now THAT's scary.

4. Who possessed Sarah?
a) Lucifer
b) Satan himself
c) McDonalds' "I'm Loving It" advertisement.

5. Why did they think that Joseph (the young African boy) was possesed?
a) He could control the coyotes.
b) He was shaking the hospital bed very rapidly.
c) He was speaking English with a British accent.

6. What would be the choosen arsenal for exorcising a victim?
a) A bottle of holy water.
b) A cross with Christ on it.
c) A Mark VII Desert Eagle .44

7. What is being chanted by the priest during an exoticism?
a) Holy words from the Holy Bible.
b) Prayers that the demon won't hurt them.
c) Lyrics from Backstreet Boys' latest single. (that would scare anybody)

8. Who was chased out of Heaven by God and will cause suffering to humanity?
a) Lucifer.
b) The Nazis.
c) Samy Vellu.

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Star Wars news

Finally, the guys at Lucasfilms released an official picture from the movie of the CG-animated Sith lord General Grievous for the upcoming Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. General Grievous appeared a few times on Star Wars' web sites, but only as a sketch. What made fans go "ga-ga" was when he appeared on the animated series Clone Wars, where he took out 6 Jedi Knights in a matter of seconds. (damn nerds are corrupting my mind)

The other pictures include Palpatine and Amidala with her donut hair. (with such an expensive budget for the movie, can't they just pay a bit more for a hair stylist?)

Chappelle Show - Lil' Jon.wmv

For those uninitiated, there’s this comedy / sketch comic on Comedy Central called Chappelle Show. It’s onw funny shit with out of this world humor. Man, I can laugh till my balls drop off.

Here’s one of the sketches that’s making fun of Lil’ Jon. It’s one of the funniest shit I’ve ever watched. Hahaha.

Chappelle Show - Lil' Jon.wmv

Star Wars trailer

The new teaser for Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith is out. Looks cool, especially with the introduction of Darth Vader.

Really can't wait till the movie comes out in May 2005. It's every geeks dream come true. http://www.movie-list.com/trailers.php?id=starwars3

The George W Bush Re-Election Miniquiz

Beng & Ozee's After Election's Miniquiz presents:-
The George W Bush Re-Election Miniquiz - Sponsored by Mamee Monster

1. Why was the voter turnout the most in 30 years?
a) The American people were determined to choose a responsible leader after 9/11.
b) Many people wanted to vote Bush out of office (to no avail).
c) After a lot of Americans lost their jobs during the Bush administration, voting was the only activity to pass their time.

2. Why are the Southern & Mid-Western States very pro-Bush?
a) These states are traditional Republican supporters.
b) They want a pro-active stand towards terrorism.
c) The Southern ignoramuses are the only ones who can understand Bush's
catch-phrases.

3. What did Senator Kerry have to say about his defeat?
a) "To continue to strive for a united America..."
b) "I did not have any sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky..."
c) "I tried my best and I have no regrets...sucka."

4. What is the term that people will use after this election?
a) "Once you go black, you'll never go back"
b) "Once a retard, always a retard"
c) "Once you tried Bush, you'll surely lose"

5. Why did the Kerry supporters leave the Democracy Plaza with sad feelings?
a) They know that their champion has no chance of becoming the next US President.
b) They feel that the Americans will not have peace until Bush steps down.
c) The organizer wanted to show them the new trailer of "Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith" if Kerry won.

6. What will Bush do now after winning the election?
a) To help the US economy and increase job opportunity for the American people.
b) To bring peace in the Middle East.
c) To go back to school and learn to speak proper English.

The George W Bush Miniquiz

In view of the upcoming elections, Beng & Ozee brings you: -

The George W Bush Miniquiz - Sponsored by The United States Electoral Committee

1. Who is George W Bush afraid of?
a. Saddam Hussein
b. John Kerry
c. The many angry voters of the United States.

2. Why did George W Bush invade Iraq?
a. He genuinely thinks there were weapons of mass destruction in the
country
b. There was nothing pro-active done in the Bush administration since 2000.
c. Saddam Hussein called his father a coward in 1992.

3. What is the Bush administration's greatest achievement in 4 years?
a. Regaining the country's confidence post-9/11
b. 'Successfully' invading two Middle east nations (Buy One Free One)
c. Admitting that they were wrong with the WMD

4. What was the one thing Bush needs to have the edge over Kerry?
a. A strong policy towards the economy and providing employment
b. Compassion towards the forces that served in Iraq
c. A Republican like the Governor of California to campaign with him saying
'I'll Be Back.'

5. How did George W Bush win the last election?
a) There were problems with the recount in Florida.
b) He bribed the Electoral Commision.
c) He did what does best, "playing dumb".

6. What was Bush's biggest achievements since he became president?
a) Capturing the Iraqi dictator, Saddam Hussein.
b) Having support from the people for what he's doing to counter the terrorist threat.
c) Able to speak a full sentence with out f***ing up.

7. What was Bush's worst failure since he sat in office?
a) Not able to prevent the terrorist attack on American soil.
b) Not having a "fun" time in the oval office with an intern.
c) Being elected as the President of the United States of America.

8. Who would make a better President than George W. Bush?
a) John Kerry
b) Bill Clinton a.k.a. Bubba
c) Sammy Vellu.

9. Instead of spending over a billion to attack Iraq, where would the money be better spent?
a) Free health programmes for the American citizen.
b) Better schools and education system for the American kids.
c) Building MRR2 and the East Coast Highway.

10. Why couldn't George W Bush find Osama Bin Laden?
a. He wasn't concentrating enough troops in Afghanistan
b. Because CIA intelligence is as smart as 'George Dubya'
c. Actually, he found him - he thought Osama is the same guy as Saddam
Hussein (moustache & middle east guy).

11. Which listed company made the most profits in 2004 during the Bush
administration?
a. Carlyle Industries - Manufacturer of Military Tanks and Armaments (Bush)
b. Halliburton Corp - Military support company (Dick Cheney)
c. Scomi Berhad - Oil & Gas

12. What would you do as President if you received a memo 3 months before
9/11 titled 'Osama Bin Laden plans attacks on targets within America'?
a. Order CIA to canvas for information on known terrorist threats
b. Consult Condolezza Rice on further course of action
c. Do what George W Bush did - go fishing in Lake Michigan.

13. What would Bush do if he lost the 2004 Election?
a. Run to Bush Senior and weep
b. Run to Florida for a 'recount'; it's been done before...*aik*
c. Run for Governor of California - you evidently don't need any
qualifications there.

14. On what critiria will the American voters vote for the next President.
a) Someone who can help the American economy get back to its track.
b) Someone who can stop the terrorist activities around the world.
c) Someone who can speak properly.

15. When Schwarzenegger join the Republican, there were more supporters for the party. Which party would invite Jenna Jameson to join them, to increase their popularity in the next election?
a) The Republican
b) The Democrats
c) UMNO

16. Which film maker makes movie that attacks the Bush administration?
a) Michael Moore
b) James Cameron
c) Yusoff Haslam

Resident Evil: Apocalyse Miniquiz

No Beng, Only Ozee Production presents
"Resident Evil: Apocalyse Miniquiz"
Sponsored by Klinik Pergigian Halina

1. What is the "Nemesis"?
a) A genetically enhanced human using the T-virus.
b) Alice's friend Matt.
c) Some idiot in an ugly rubber costume.

2. Why is Alice much stronger and angrier than in the previous movie.
a) She was in an experiment where the modified her genes.
b) She felt so much hatred towards the Umbrella Corporation after what happened to her friends.
c) She's having her period.

3. What is the T-virus?
a) A cosmetic substance that can regenerate living tissue.
b) A virus that can bring back the dead.
c) Something that you catch when you watch too much of A-Team or Mr. T.