Exorcist: The Beginning Miniquiz

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Exorcist: The Beginning Miniquiz - Sponsored by Toyota Avanza

1. Why did Merrin Lancaster stop being a priest?
a) He was traumatised by the atrocities of the Nazis.
b) Archeologists get paid better.
c) They stripped him of his 'Datukship'.

2. What structure was built on top of the evil shrine of Lucifer?
a) A church
b) A pedestal
c) A Middle Ring Road (2) highway

3. Why are the Exorcist movies always scary?
a) The make-up and special effects are realistic
b) The sound effects and soundtrack is terrifying
c) The possessed women have male voices - now THAT's scary.

4. Who possessed Sarah?
a) Lucifer
b) Satan himself
c) McDonalds' "I'm Loving It" advertisement.

5. Why did they think that Joseph (the young African boy) was possesed?
a) He could control the coyotes.
b) He was shaking the hospital bed very rapidly.
c) He was speaking English with a British accent.

6. What would be the choosen arsenal for exorcising a victim?
a) A bottle of holy water.
b) A cross with Christ on it.
c) A Mark VII Desert Eagle .44

7. What is being chanted by the priest during an exoticism?
a) Holy words from the Holy Bible.
b) Prayers that the demon won't hurt them.
c) Lyrics from Backstreet Boys' latest single. (that would scare anybody)

8. Who was chased out of Heaven by God and will cause suffering to humanity?
a) Lucifer.
b) The Nazis.
c) Samy Vellu.