Matrix Miniquiz

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Miniquiz Classic's "Matrix Miniquiz"
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1. What is the Matrix?
a) It is a computer generated world created to fool people who are
connected to it.
b) The source of power protected by the Autobot leader against the Decepticons.
c) A money making movie francise made by the Wachowski brothers.

2. Who played Neo?
a) Keanu Reeves
b) Christopher Reeve
c) Awie

3. What porn spin-off of the Matrix would you like to watch?
a) Trinity and Neo Sex Video
b) Trinity and Morpheus Sex Video
c) Morpheus and Neo Sex Video

4. What happen at the end of Matrix Revolution?
a) The resistance won and everyone is freed from the Matrix.
b) The machines won and everyone stayed in the Matrix.
c) The movie viewers got pissed at the ending of the movie and started to
burn down all the
cinemas.

5. Which pill did John Anderson take to get into 'the real world'?
a) The blue pill
b) The red pill
c) Viagra

6. What is the slow-motion sequence in The Matrix called?
a) Bullet Time
b) Laser Time
c) Government Office Response Time.

7. In the Matrix Revolutions, what was the 'Revolution'?
a) The victory of man over machine
b) The end of a corrupt and negligible political party through change of
government
c) To revolutionise the ability to sit people through almost 3 hours of on-screen rubbish.

8. What abnormality did Neo notice that represented a glitch in The Matrix?
a) A black cat crossed twice
b) Everyone wears sunshades in buildings and at night
c) Arnold Schwarzengger became the Governor of California

9. Morpheus likes to talk .....
a) about prophecies and the future.
b) bullshit and rubbish.
c) like Sammy Vellu during a MIC meeting.

10. Agents are .....
a) programs designed by the Matrix to protect the system.
b) MIB like people who fight the resistance.
c) Income tax workers who go after people who don't pay their tax.

11. When Neo knew that he was 'The One' he could see ....
a) the Matrix's coding.
b) dead people all the time.
c) what a drunk person would see after taking 2 bottles of Vodka.

12. There was so many Agent Smiths because ....
a) he could replicate himself by just touching another person.
b) he wanted to have his own soccer team by the year 2006 for the world cup.
c) he didn't use protection when having sex.

13. Agent Smith is ....
a) an agent.
b) Elrond.
c) a person who talks like he has a cock in his mouth.

14. What was the first thing that came to mind when you first saw Persephone?
a) WOW!
b) It's gods gift to man.
c) Are those real?

15. The Architect is .....
a) the grand designer or master planner of the Matrix.
b) talks more rubbish than Morpheus.
c) responsible of opening up a chain of fast food restaurants that serves finger licking goodness chicken.

16. According to the Architect, how many times has Neo been resurrected?
a) 7 times.
b) 11 times.
c) Who gives a rat-ass, the movie sucks more than a blowjob.

17. How would you rate Matrix:Reloaded and Matrix:Revolution?
a) I would spend my all my salary to watch the movie again and again.
b) It's way better than Titanic and Gladiator put together.
c) I would rather have my balls eaten by ants and eyes pulled out from my ass than watch them
again.