I, Robot Miniquiz

I, Robot Miniquiz presented by Beng & Ozee's Goof Off During Work
Sponsored by id Software Inc.

1. Why did the NS bots gather near the run-down bridge at the edge of the city?
a) The bots were sent there for storage
b) The bots were there for an illegal gathering for a 'ceramah'
c) It was an NS (National Service) Training Camp

2. What does US Robotics produce?
a) Robots to assist humans in daily tasks
b) Presidential candidates like Bush
c) High-end modems which subsequently were taken over by 3Com

3. Why does Will Smith hate robots in the movie?
a) Because of a past incident involving an accident which he survived
b) Because he ran out of drug lords and aliens to hate
c) Cause 'Sonny' has more personality than Will Smith can ever have in a movie

4. What is the most useful bot in the movie?
a) Sonny, the unique NS.5 bot
b) The 'Peragut Dompet' bot in the beginning
c) The bot that calculates Will Smith's box office earnings

5. Who came up with the title I, Robot
a) Isaac Asimov.
b) Will Smith
c) Some idiot with the English comprehension of a 4th grader.

6. The movie I, Robot, was filled by product sponsorship. Which brand would never be given the chance to appear in any movie because their products sucks?
a) Adidas
b) Tiger Beer
3) Proton

7. Why did Dr. Alfred Lanning jump out of the window?
a) It was the only way that he can warn everyone in the world that the robots are capable to destroy humanity.
b) He was fed-up being a capitalist slave in a multi billion company which had the same name as a modem maker.
c) He was listening to much of R Kelly's "I Believe I Can Fly"

8. What was the purpose of the three laws?
a) So that robots can never hurt a human being and at the same time protect > them.
b) Increase the number of capitalist slaves that includes lower class and non home owner middle class citizens.
c) So we can have cleaner and better smelling workers at mamak stalls. The current workers looks and smell like a donkey's butt.

9. Which was not in the Three Laws?
a) A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
b) To "terminate" all humans and to prevent the birth of John Cornor.
c) To irritate everyone with his babbling and boring speeches while befriending a midget bot who speak only *beep* *beep* all in the name of the republic and the rebels.

10. What book did Dr. Lanning leave to lead Will Smith to the conspiracy?
a) 'Hansel & Gretel'
b) 'I, Robot' - Issac Asimov
c) 'My Story' - Bill Clinton

11. Why did the NS.5s impose curfew on the humans?
a) The robots wanted to prevent humans from further harm
b) The robots wanted to take revenge because the Aibo dog from Sony was discontinued
c) The robots heard of the snatch thefts and robberies in KL

12. What was the name given to the robot with emotions but lacks social skills?
a) Sonny
b) Honey
c) William Hung

13. How could a lowly paid detective drive a new Audi Convertible Prototype?
a) Due to the robot revolution, car manufacturing was automated and made much cheaper
b) It's actually a Proton; Will Smith just stuck an Audi sticker on the front
c) He was a snatch thief too

14. What happen if you broke the curfew.
a) The robots will beat the crap out of the humans.
b) The robots will sue those who break the curfew.
c) Masuk ISA.

15. What did Will Smith believe but everyone else didn't?
a) That robots are capable of hurting a human being.
b) That Will Smith once fought against aliens and mafias.
c) That Pak Lah will actually end corruption at all levels within the goverment.

16. What did Will Smith find in the robot manufacturing factory?
a) NS-5 robots which are ready for distribution.
b) Illegal assembly.
c) Perhimpunan UMNO.

17. What was the bridge that the robots were sent to?
a) Golden Gate Bridge
b) Penang Bridge
c) MRR2