Office Spam

Through the advancement of technology and communication comes e-mail, a fast yet easy to use communication to send message from 1 party to another from across the globe. And through abuse of the e-mail technology comes a new age of terror called “Office Spam” or what I like to call it, “Stupid idiots sending 1 liners to my office mail instead of working”.

The usual suspects are Wei Lin the ass, Lay Tiong the dick and Eu-Jeen the faggot. Coming to work at 8:30 am and to discover 45 unread mails or coming back after a meeting and to discover 75 unread mails from you idiots isn’t funny. Other e-mail spam convicts includes Austin who have the tendency to mail 2 identical mails (idiot, check your Outlook setting) and Ghee Beng who tend to send 3 MB size picture of a gay philophile college of his without compressing the bloody file itself.

Screw you guys.



An example of the bloody spam I get at the office