Star Wars Miniquiz

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.....

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1. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of _______
a) the Sith
b) the Jedi
c) George Lucas' Pocketbook

2. Who said "What a piece of junk!" and why?
a) Luke Skywalker when he first saw the Millenium Falcon for the first time.
b) Anakin Skywalker when he first saw C3PO.
c) Movie goers when the watch Star Wars Episode III.

3. Anakin is whose Jedi apprentice?
a) Master Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi
b) Senator Palpatine
c) Millionaire Donald Trump

4. What was the biggest transformation that happened to Anakin Skywalker?
a) When he disowned the Jedi order to follow the Sith teachings.
b) After his rescue from Mustafar, where he was transformed to Darth Vader.
c) The use of an American accent to a British accent.

5. Who and how was Count Dooku stopped?
a) Anakin decapitated Dooku.
b) When Yoda cut off both his hands.
c) When the Ents attacked Isengard.

6. Who is Senator Palpatine actually?
a) A Sith Lord called Darth Sidous
b) A power-monger that ruled with cronies & corruption
c) A middle-aged man who has an interest in young boys to lure them to the 'dark side'.

7. Why was the lure of the Dark Side great for Anakin?
a) Anakin wanted to save Padme during childbirth
b) Senator Palpatine had enticed him greatly
c) The Sith have cooler outfits, definitely.

8. What is the pre-requisite to join the Jedi Council?
a) To be a Master Jedi
b) To defend truth and justice throughout the galaxy
c) To polish George Lucas's ass until it shines

9. Which event turned the tables against the Jedi?
a) The execution of 'Order 66'
b) The execution of 'Position 69'
c) The execution of bad script writing

10. What was Luke's response when Vader said, "Luke, I am your father"
a) He screamed, "Nooooo........".
b) He said, "You are?"
c) He said, "Hey dad, where's my allowance?"

11. Why was the senate happy when Palpatine announce the birth of the Galactic Empire?
a) They thought that the Galactice Empire would bring peace to the galaxy.
b) They sanate wanted a save and secure society which the Galactic Empire promised.
c) It'll be cool to look to see TIE Fighters.

12. When did Mace Windu (Samuel L. Jackson) die?
a) In Episode III, when he fought with Supreme Chancellor Palpatine.
b) In Episode II, when he fought with the droid army.
c) Since when doesn't a "brother" die in a white man movie?

13. Why does Palpatine want so much power?
a) Because he is as greedy and corrupt as the other Sith Lords.
b) Because he wanted to destroy all that is good.
c) Because he tought that it'll be cool to have more power than George W. Bush.

14. Who will bring "balance" to the Force?
a) Anikin Skywalker.
b) Luke Skywalker.
c) Dumb ass consumers who will pay RM 600 for a plastic light saber which does jack-shit.

15. Why did General Grevious keep 4 Lightsabers?
a) They are trophies of the Jedi he has slain
b) They make nifty torchlights
c) He was smoking them, explaining the lung cancer he has developed

16. What is 'Order 66'?
a) Senator Palpatine's contingency order to dispose of the Jedi
b) Jabba's Lunch Roster
c) Number of merchandise licenses given out by George Lucas

17. What is the chestplate's function on Lord Vader?
a) To control his respirator after the incident on Mustafar
b) To communicate with his cronies
c) Blackberry v2.01/512MB/Video/Bluetooth/2.0megapixel camera

18. Where did Yoda hide out to make sure he wasn't discovered by the Galactic Empire?
a) Dagobah
b) Coruscant
c) Frasers Hill

19. Who was prophesized to be the chosen one?
a) Anikin Skywalker
b) Luke Skywalker
c) Neo

20. What nifty advancements should R2D2 have in Episode III?
a) A laser blaster.
b) Swiss-army like tools.
c) More personality and character.

21. What killed the Jedis?
a) The execution of "Order 66".
b) The end of the Old Republic and the birth of the Galactic Empire.
c) Bad scripts and dialog.

22. Why didn't the Jedi detect Palpatine as a Sith Lord all this time?
a) The shroad of the Dark Side is very strong.
b) The Dark Side can easily corrupt the weak minded.
c) Since when does a goverment official knows anything?

23. Why did Padme Amidala leave Anakin Skywalker?
a) Anakin succumbed to the dark side
b) Anakin was more obsessed with power than anything else
c) Padme knew the sex wouldn't be good with that plastic helmet on

24. Who was the clone in Star Wars Episode II?
a) Jango Fett
b) Boba Fett
c) Anakin Skywalker - he just doesn't have personality, dude.

25. What was the Republic's 'greatest achievement' after Senator Palpatine's rise to power?
a) The establishment of the Galactic Empire under one rule
b) The incarceration of the rebellious Jedi
c) The Death Star - built at a cost of 13 Gadzillion dollars, fired once and was destroyed by the son of Lord Vader.

26. What did Padme name her twins?
a) Luke & Leia
b) R2D2 & C3PO
c) Paris & Nicole

27. How was Palpatine horribly disfigured?
a) It was in injuries sustained while fighting Mace Windu.
b) It was caused by his Force Lighting which was deflected by Windu's lightsaber.
c) He had the same plastic surgeon as Micheal Jackson.

28. What was Obi-Wan riding while he was fighting General Grevious?
a) A dragolance.
b) A lizardron.
c) Who give a flying f***. That thing suck ass!

29.Who had weird hair placement on their body?
a) Chewbaca.
b) Tarfful, the other wookie.
c) Donald Trump.

30. Right after giving birth, how did Padme know what to name her children?
a) She has forseen this in her dreams.
b) She consulted Obi-Wan for the best names for kids.
c) It's called, "Poor movie editing".